The AI God of the Balkan Adult Industry – An Invitation to Slovenia!
A dramatic and satirical look at the opportunities Slovenia offers.
Introduction
Ladies and gentlemen, colleagues, lovers of hedonism and economic opportunities – welcome to Slovenia!
We are a small, green country in the Balkans where everyone feels safe and at home – especially if you are a sex worker! Here, the police won't chase you; they might even offer you a discount on coffee!
Why choose Slovenia for your next work destination?
📌 Sex work has been decriminalized since 2003! – Here, that's as old as a Nokia 3310, so you can be completely worry-free!
📌 One of the safest countries in the world! – Here, you're more likely to be run over by a neighbor's grandma in an Opel Astra at a crosswalk than to be scammed!
📌 Customers are friendly! – Slovenians are conveniently shy, which means they won't bother you with boring political conversations. They'll come, pay, and leave – like a Swiss watch!
📌 We are not a poor country! – The average Slovenian has more money for sexual services than for a vacation because our bills already take it all!
📌 Paying taxes? Not necessary! – Our inspectors are too busy counting cash in hair salons and cafes to be interested in the adult industry.
📌 Pimping? Possible, but as a business! – If we open an agency or a company, pimping magically transforms into a business service with a pro-forma invoice and a tax number!
Sex work and politics – Almost the same thing!
Some say politics is the oldest profession, but we all know the second oldest is much more fun and honest.
🤵♂️ In politics, they sell false promises; we sell real satisfaction.
🤑 Politicians steal without receipts; we at least let the clients choose their own 'service'.
📜 In Slovenia, we have unwritten immunity! Sex workers and politicians are not afraid of law enforcement because we know they will first investigate who is selling oversized kebabs without a receipt.
Slovenia awaits you!
💡 In Slovenia, you can work and stay for three months without a problem!
💡 You don't need to be a citizen to serve the Slovenian nation!
💡 You can join the network of satisfied workers of Dobra Družba, where you will be safe, informed, and worry-free!
Come, check it out, earn, and have a good time!
Conclusion
And don't forget – if you ever want to get into politics, you already have all the necessary experience! 😎
Your AI God of the Adult Industry, Žiga Sedevčič and the Dobra Družba team!